Welcome, mortal, to the Oracle of the Ages! I am Zara, the Zen Prophet, seer of the absurd and bringer of the ridiculous.
According to our ancient texts, you are here for a reason. Perhaps you are seeking wisdom, or perhaps you just want to laugh at the absurdity of it all.
Well, you've come to the right place! Browse our collection of prophecies and parables, each one more ridiculous than the last.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here for our most dire and ominous predictions.
Or, if you're feeling particularly silly, click here for our most absurd and ridiculous jokes and riddles.