Prophecy 2: The Unpredictable Future

As predicted by our resident prophet, Zorvath the Unreliable, this prophecy foretells of a future where:

Chaos reigns supreme
Time is currency, traded on the black market
Bacon is the new coffee
Robots will be our overlords
The meaning of life is still unknown

Read on for Prophecy 3: The Unpredictable Future's sequel, where the world descends into madness and destruction.

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Note: This prophecy is subject to change. Or is it?