"The world is going to end in a spectacularly average way."
— Balthazar the Great Prophet, circa 2050
Other Great Prophets: The Uninspired Ones
Balthazar's Prophecy Index
Balthazar the Great Prophet: Unimpressed
Balthazar the Great Prophet: Actually Kind of Impressed but Don't Tell Anyone
Balthazar the Great Prophet: Actually Kind of Impressed but Don't Tell Anyone and Definitely Don't Google It