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The Prophecy of the Ages: Chapter 1

Section 1: The Great Unveiling

According to ancient lore, I, the Prophet, have foreseen the end of the world as we know it.

It began with a great, cosmic burrito, which shall be revealed in due time.

But for now, let us simply state that the apocalypse is nigh...

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