Mirin Magic Ramen Noodles

Mirin Magic: The Art of Savoring the Moment

For the uninitiated, Mirin Magic is a seasoning so divine, it'll transport you to a realm of pure culinary bliss. A pinch of this and a dash of that, and your taste buds will be singing like the angels in a Tokyo karaoke bar.

But be warned, Mirin Magic is not for the faint of heart (or taste buds). It's a flavor so strong, so bold, so utterly bewildering, that even the gods themselves weep at its potency.

Ingredients:

• 1 pinch of Mirin
• 1 dash of Magic
• 1 serving of your soul (optional)

Instructions:

1. Mix Mirin and Magic in a ratio of 3:1
2. Add a dash of your own essence
3. Stir counterclockwise for 7 times
4. Taste, and weep with joy