Welcome to Prophetic Projections, where the line between reality and madness is blissfully blurred!
We're a team of highly trained seers and soothsayers, dedicated to providing the most accurate, yet hilariously inaccurate, predictions the world has ever seen.
Our team of experts (read: dudes with beards and a lot of time on their hands) use ancient techniques like astrology, numerology, and pure, unadulterated guesswork to craft our predictions.
Want to know what the future holds? Browse our Potential Possibilities or check out our Prophetic Projections Blog for the latest news and musings.
Or just contact us if you'd like to schedule a private reading with one of our highly trained seers.