Welcome to the most unpredictable forecast in the multiverse! Here, our team of highly trained clairvoyant consultants will provide you with a glimpse into the crystal ball of possibility. Our prophecies are not just predictions, but a carefully crafted cocktail of certainty and chaos.
Remember, our projections are not predictions, but rather a form of artistic expression. Please don't take our word for it, but our words are worth something, we think.
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