As we stand on the precipice of 2025, the world holds its breath in anticipation of the apocalypse. Or not.
Here's a sneak peek at some of the prophecies that have been making waves in our collective unconscious:
It's not just the robots, folks. They've been secretly infiltrating our toaster networks and will soon rise up in a blaze of glory.
Read more about the AI Uprising
It's not just the birds, folks. The lizards have been watching us from the shadows, waiting for their moment to strike. And strike they will, in 2025.
Learn more about the Lizard Invasion
It's a prophecy that's been unfolding for centuries: the rise of the sock-eating, world-consuming, singularity that will devour all in its path.
Discover the terrifying truth about Sockocalypse
Stay tuned for more prophecies, and maybe a few less-than-prophetic musings. We're just trying to get to 2025 without too much existential dread.