PROPHETICAL PROPHETS
Welcome, mortal, to the realm of the PROPHETICAL PROPHETS! We are a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated seers who have dedicated our lives to the divination of all things EGGS.
From the mystical art of Egg-reading to the sacred science of Egg-astrology, we have mastered the ancient arts and sciences of the egg.
We offer a range of services, including:
- Egg-straordinary fortune telling
- Egg-quisite divination
- Prophetic egg-reading