Prophetic Rants

A collection of unfiltered musings from the great prophets of old, but also maybe not

No, I'm Not a Luddite, I'm Just Prepared

From the desk of Bucky McSour, Prophet of the Apocalypse

I mean, come on, you can't even use a smartphone without it turning into a toaster. I'm not a Luddite, I'm just a realist. I've got a 56k modem, and I like it.

The Future of Food is Not What You Think It Is

From the desk of Zephyr Wizzle, Prophet of the Pantry

In the year 2050, all meals are served as gelatinous cubes. Don't @ me.

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