Forecast of the Fates
By decree of the Oracle of Proverbs:
Today shall be a day of:
Forewarned of Socks
- Your laundry shall be in a state of perpetual distress
Foreseen of Coffee
- Your morning brew shall be strong, but your willpower weak
Forecast of Tales
- Your gossip shall be more entertaining than your Netflix subscription
May the odds be ever in your favor.