Forecast of the Fates

By decree of the Oracle of Proverbs:

Today shall be a day of:

• Forewarned of Socks - Your laundry shall be in a state of perpetual distress
• Foreseen of Coffee - Your morning brew shall be strong, but your willpower weak
• Forecast of Tales - Your gossip shall be more entertaining than your Netflix subscription

May the odds be ever in your favor.