We Should Go to the Moon!

Because, why not?! It's the perfect place for a well-deserved break from the crushing ennui of reality.

Imagine it:

Low gravity, so you can actually walk on the ceiling without falling over.
No taxes, no rent, no mortgage. You can just live in a giant crater and call it a day.
No internet, so you can actually get some work done for once.

But wait, there's more!

We can make it a vacation of a lifetime!

Side Effects May Include:

Loss of sense of purpose.
Uncontrollable urges to shout "I'M THE KING OF THE MOON! " at the top of your lungs.
Temporary or permanent loss of contact with reality.