WE WATCHED THE WEATHER

We, the all-knowing Prophetics, have deemed it fit to bestow upon thee the sacred duty of observing the skies. For in the realm of the forecast, one must be prepared for the impending doom of precipitation.

A divine decree from on high hath been issued, decreeing that thou shalt gaze upon the clouds, lest thou fall prey to the wrath of the raindrops.

Thus, we command thee, mortal, to behold the skies: