As clairvoyant clowns, we employ a unique blend of intuitive guesswork, unorthodox divination, and unbridled speculation. Our team of experts (read: self-taught, self-proclaimed experts) use their extraordinary abilities to provide you with the most superpowers to navigate the complexities of life.
We start by closing our eyes, tilting our heads, and letting the universe guide us. It's like a cosmic game of "Telephone" but without the phone. Or the line.