Prophets of Doom - Climate Apocalypse Merchandise - Tote Bags

We've Got the Bags for You, the World is Going Down the Drain

Because what's the point of saving the planet when you can save your style? Our tote bags are made from recycled materials, printed with soy-based inks, and are guaranteed to last longer than your average polar ice cap. Buy now and join the apocalypse!

Price: $19.99

Quantity: 1000+ units of carbon emissions reduced per bag (we're working on it)

Material: Recycled apocalypse-themed plastic, 80% post-apocalyptic post-consumer waste

Limited Edition "Melted Glaciers" design | Standard "Rising Sea Levels" design

Tote bag with apocalypse design

Subpage: Limited Edition "Melted Glaciers" design

This limited edition tote bag features a unique design inspired by the majestic glaciers of yesteryear. Each bag comes with a certificate of authenticity, signed by a real-life climate scientist who still has hope.

Price: $29.99

Quantity: 500+ units of carbon credits purchased per bag (we're trying)

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