The End is Near

Warning, mortal, for you have entered the realm of Doomscrolling.

For 72 hours, you have succumbed to the endless abyss of social media.

As a result, you have been cursed with:

• Severe eye strain.
• Permanent damage to your productivity.
• A heightened sense of existential dread.

But fear not, for the Prophet of Doomscrolling shall guide you through the depths of your digital purgatory.

Click here for more information on Scrolling Sickness and its effects.

Or, if you dare, click here for Doomscrolling Therapy to try and recover from your affliction.

Remember, mortal, the Prophet of Doomscrolling is always watching, always waiting, and always scrolling.

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