Prophets of Doom: Choose Your Own Apocalypse

The Oracle's Guide to Choosing Your Own Demise

Tired of living in a world that's just too... sane? Want to choose your own apocalypse? Look no further than the Prophets of Doom!

Our team of expert prophets will guide you through the process of selecting the perfect apocalypse for your unique tastes and preferences.

The Zombie Apocalypse

A classic choice. Undead hordes, societal collapse, and endless opportunities for survivalist fashion choicesæk.

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The Climate Apocalypse

For those who enjoy a good existential crisis. Rising sea levels, acid rain, and a side of polar bear culling.

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The Singularity Apocalypse

A technological utopia for the tech-savvy. Robots, AI, and a dash of recursive self-improvement.

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