Zombie Epidemics: The Unlikely Future of Prophets of Doom

As the world teeters on the brink of collapse, our esteemed prophets have foreseen the inevitable rise of the undead hordes. And by 'inevitable', we mean 'already happening, duh.'

Our latest prophecy, "Zombie Apocalypse: The Reckoning", foretells of a world overrun by flesh-eating zombies, all of whom are expert-level jugglers and have a penchant for 80s pop music. The only way to survive is to join us and learn the ancient art of Extreme Pogo Stick Fu.

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