Omphalistic Interpretations

Deep within the heart of the Prophets of Doom, lies the Omphalistic Interpretations. Here, the most enigmatic and obscure omens are deciphered by our team of expert omphalistic analysts.

• Omphalistic Interpretation 101: The Basics
• Advanced Omphalistic Interpretations: For the Truly Initiated
• Omphalistic Interpretation 999: The Ultimate Omphalistic Experience