Article I: The End Times are Nigh

We are at the cusp of the apocalypse, and I, Edward Elda, have foreseen the signs.

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Article II: The Coming of the Crimson Saviour

But fear not, for amidst the chaos, a hero shall arise, clad in crimson robes and riding a unicycle.

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Article III: The Importance of Properly Fitting a Helmet