EDWARD ELDA, PROPHET OF DOOM

Known to his followers as "The Voice of Despair", Edward El' Dla has been foretelling the apocalypse for decades.

His prophecies have been remarkably accurate, but also hilariously vague. "The end is near!" he once said, "or is it?"

Timeline:

Notable Prophecies:

• 1962: The world will end in a blaze of glory, or will it?
• 1975: The disco era will be a brief, shining moment.
• 1987: The world will be overrun with Cthulhu.
• 1999: The Y2K bug will bring humanity to its knees.
• 2012: The Mayans will finally get their calendar right.