Our team of highly trained, slightly caffeinated prophets has analyzed the entrails of the cosmos, and we're happy to report that the apocalypse will not arrive on schedule. In fact, our latest readings indicate that it will be delayed until next Thursday, at the earliest.
However, please note that our forecast is subject to change without notice, much like the weather. We recommend you stay indoors, away from any windows, and perhaps invest in a good supply of canned goods.
You can also visit our Weather page for more information, or our About page to learn more about our team's qualifications.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try our Extra Sensory Forecast page, where we'll provide you with our completely-made-up, totally-not-scientific forecast based on the whispers of the trees.
We're watching the skies, and we'll let you know when it's time to panic.
Stay informed, stay alert, and remember: It's going to be a long, long, LONG week!