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Today: High of 75°F, Low of 50°F, Sunny Skies

Tomorrow: High of 80°F, Low of 55°F, Light Clouds

Prophet's Forecast: 100% chance of Doom

Prophet's Tip: Wear sunscreen, it's going to burn!

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