Today: High of 75°F, Low of 50°F, Sunny Skies
Tomorrow: High of 80°F, Low of 55°F, Light Clouds
Prophet's Forecast: 100% chance of Doom
Prophet's Tip: Wear sunscreen, it's going to burn!
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Q: What's the difference between a weather forecast and a prophecy?
A: One is a prediction, the other is a prediction with a higher degree of certainty.