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Bev the Enigmatic, Prophet of the Apocalypse

Bev the Enigmatic, our resident mystic and seer of the Doomsday cult, has been predicting the end of the world for years.

Background

Little is known about Bev's past, but it's rumored she used to be a professional snail trainer in the deserts of New Mexico.

Her prophecies are always delivered with an air of mystery and an unhealthy dose of sarcasm.

That the apocalypse would arrive on a Tuesday.
That pineapple pizza would become the new standard for world cuisine.
That the world would end on a Tuesday, and the only ones who would survive would be the ones wearing pleated pants.