Today: Raining fire and brimstone, with a high of 500°F and a low of -5°F. 100% chance of Ragnarok.
Tonight: Clear skies, with a 50% chance of Sudden and Merciless Destruction.
July 2, 2019Today: Mixed bag of doom, with a high of 300°F and a low of -2°F. 20% chance of Random Acts of Godly Vengeance.
Tomorrow: 50% chance of Sudden and Merciless Destruction, with a high of 400°F and a low of -1°F.
July 3, 2019Today: 90% chance of The End Times, with a high of 600°F and a low of -4°F.
Tomorrow: 100% chance of The End Times, with a high of 800°F and a low of -6°F.
July 4, 2019