Our Expertise in Justification:
Our team of highly trained and highly caffeinated prophets are ready to justify anything from the mundane to the utterly absurd. Whether you need to get out of a parking ticket or convince your spouse you're not actually a vampire, we've got you covered.
Our services include (but are not limited to):
- Justification of questionable life choices
- Explanations for why your cat's hairballs are not your fault
- Convincing your in-laws you're not actually a monster
