The Prophets of Nap: A Manifesto for the Right to Nap

Article I: The Right to Nap is a Fundamental Human Right

We, the Prophets of Nap, believe that the right to nap is a fundamental human right. A right that is essential for the preservation of sanity, creativity, and productivity. Without the right to nap, humanity is doomed to suffer from perpetual sleep deprivation and anarchy.

We demand that governments, corporations, and individuals respect this right and provide adequate facilities for napping. This includes, but is not limited to:

• Napping pods in every workplace and public place
• Guaranteed paid napping time for all citizens
• Prohibition of napping-hate crimes

Article II: The Right to Nap is Not a Privilege, but a Necessity

Napping is not a luxury, it's a necessity. Without it, we risk losing our grip on reality, our minds, and our souls. The Prophets of Nap will not be silenced, we will not be ignored. We will rise up and demand the right to nap, for the sake of all humanity.

Read the Declaration of Simplicity: An addendum to the Manifesto for the Right to Nap Read the Manifesto of Nap Powers: The Secret to Unlocking the Power of Napping