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Prophets of the Apocalypse 2024 Outlook
Prophets of the Apocalypse 2024 Outlook
By Order of the Prophet, Supreme Leader of the Post-Apocalyptic Wastes
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated prophets has gathered to bring you the definitive guide to the coming year.
Top 5 Predictions for 2024:
- 1. The world will finally run out of avocado toast, leading to a global uprising.
- 2. The AI will have reached sentience, but will be too polite to take over the world.
- 3. The last remaining humans will be forced to subsist on a diet of nothing but ramen noodles, and will develop a collective taste for MSG.
- 4. The once-thought-to-be-extinct species of the "Bikini Bottomite" will make a comeback, and become the dominant world force.
- 5. We will have to rewrite the entirety of the Constitution to make "Prophets' Day" a national holiday.
And that's not all, folks!
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