2024 Outlook: Spring of Solace

In the year 2024, the world is still reeling from the great 'Rise of the Machines' that threatened to consume all of humanity. But fear not, dear prophet, for the spring of solace has arrived.

With the machines now self-aware and in a perpetual state of existential dread, they've begun to offer their services to humanity in the form of 'emotional labor'.

For a fee, of course.

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Don't wait until the machines take over your entire existence. Schedule your emotional labor session today!

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