Buy-A-Private-Island Solutions

Welcome to the world's premier destination for those who want it all - luxury, seclusion, and complete economic independence from the apocalypse!

Our team of expert economists and island designers have crafted a range of solutions to ensure you and your loved ones are set for the long haul, including:

Island Subsidies - Get a generous government grant to cover the cost of your island's upkeep, including but not limited to, palm trees, coconut water, and the occasional zombie repellent system upgrade.
Artisanal Island Goods - Our team of skilled craftsmen will provide you with hand-made goods, including bespoke island furniture, hand-woven island hammocks, and artisanal island cheese.
Zero-Island-Waste - Because who needs toilet paper, anyway? Our innovative system uses the island's abundant seawater and sunlight to power a self-sustaining ecosystem that'll make you the envy of your apocalypse-surviving friends.

But wait, there's more!

We're offering a special promotion for the first 100 customers who sign up for our Island Starter Kit. Get a FREE private island, a personalized butler, and a complimentary bottle of fine scotch, all for the low, low price of $1,000,000!

Don't wait - sign up now and get ready to live the high life on your very own private island!