Learn to Code in 5 Easy Steps or Less

  1. Step 1: Download a Text Editor
  2. Step 2: Learn Basic HTML and CSS
  3. Step 3: Write a Simple Script that Does Nothing Useful
  4. Step 4: Realize You'll Never be Rich or Happy
  5. Step 5: Continue to Code Anyway

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