We've reached a new low point in human history, and it's not even the end of the world.
As the great prophet, Zorvath, once said, "The apocalypse is not the end of the world. It's just a really bad Tuesday."
It's been 10 years since the last apocalypse, and still, nothing's happening. The world is still here. The economy is still in shambles. And the coffee prices are still too high.
