Prophecies of the Doomed: Zeus the Economic
Zeus, the king of the gods, has foreseen the end of all things. And it's not just because he's got a bad feeling about it.
According to our sources, Zeus has prophesied the following:
- 1. The economy will collapse in 5, 4, 3, 2...
- 2. The price of avocados will reach the moon's gravitational pull.
- 3. The world will run out of cat memes.
- 4. The concept of 'enjoyment' will become a distant memory.
- 5. And, of course, the apocalypse will come, but it'll just be a Tuesday.
Don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom. After all, we've got our avocado toast.
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