It is written, "When the snack time comes, the end times comes." - Prophet Jane Smith
As the world teeters on the brink of snack-time collapse, one prophet stands tall: Jane Smith.
Read Jane's Visions of the Snacky Future
Peruse Jane's Snack Time Prophecies for the Coming Weeks
Get Jane's Snack Time Survival Guide for the End Times
May the snack odds be ever in your favor.
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