By John Doe, Prophet of the Apocalypse
As the world teeters on the brink of destruction, one thing is clear: snacks are crucial. In this special edition of The Doomsday Snack Report, we're shining the spotlight on the most pressing snack-related issues of our time.
Our top story: the great Cheeto-Pasta shortage of 2023. How will we survive without the cheesy crunch of our beloved Cheetos? Stay tuned for more.
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We received the following letter from our readers:
Stay informed, stay vigilant, and most importantly, stay stocked up on snacks.
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