Chaos Agents in Training
Here at the Prophets of the Apocalypse, we're not just training the agents of chaos, we're unleashing them. Our Chaos Agents in Training are the best of the best, the cream of the crop, the crème de la crème... of chaos.
Our rigorous training program will have you causing chaos, destruction, and mayhem in no time. With courses on Advanced Chaos Magick, Agent Orientation, and Agents in the Wild, you'll be a pro in no time.
But don't just take our word for it. Check out our testimonials:
- "I've never felt so alive... until I set my own house on fire." - Agent-in-Training, Bob
- "I was a accountant before, now I'm a force of nature." - Agent-in-Training, Jane
- "I've never had so much fun destroying public property." - Agent-in-Training, Bob's Brother