Our Doomsday Preparedness Coordinator
Meet our fearless leader, Bob. Bob has been stockpiling canned beans since the 90s and knows a thing or two about surviving the apocalypse.
Bob's expertise includes:
- Food racioning: Bob can ration a single can of SPAM for up to 3 weeks.
- Water purification: Bob can turn a puddle of mud into drinking water with his patented 'Mud-to-Go' system.
- Shelter building: Bob can build a shelter using nothing but cardboard boxes and twine.
Want to learn more about Bob's methods? Click here for his top 10 survival tips.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here for Bob's infamous 'Apocalypse-rito' recipe, featuring a 12-layer lasagna made from nothing but Spam and ketchup.