Lost and Found: The Prophets' Department
You are looking for your missing tooth. It's a bit of a tricky thing to find, but we're here to help.
Possible Reasons for Loss:
- You might have eaten too many donuts. Read more
- It could have been a victim of a particularly vicious game of "King of the Mountain" at the local arcade. Read more
- Maybe you just got tired of it and decided to sell it on the black market. Read more
Possible Locations:
- Last seen at the local dentist's office. Read more
- Rumored to be hiding under the couch cushion. Read more
- Spotted at the bottom of the cereal bowl. Read more
What to Do:
Try not to panic. We have experts on staff who are trained in the art of tooth-finding. Read more
Contact our Lost and Found department. We'll do our best to reunite you with your missing tooth. Read more