WE'RE NOT JUST FORECASTING THE FUTURE, WE'RE WRITING IT.
Join us for our annual gathering of Mayans, where we'll drink blood-red punch prophets' punch, eat too much tamales, and predict with certainty that the apocalypse will definitely be in 2025.
2025 IS GONNA HURT OUR PREDICTION METHODS ARE TOP SECRET, BUT THEY'RE PROBABLY NOT THAT COMPLEX