Our organization is dedicated to providing you with the most accurate predictions of impending doom and disaster. Because, let's be real, someone's gotta tell you that the end is near.
Our team of experts (okay, they're mostly just dudes with a bunch of degrees in "Apocalypse Studies") are here to guide you through the trials and tribulations of the coming Great Fire.
Whether you're a seasoned survivalist or just a curious bystander, we've got the inside scoop on the end of the world as we know it. And if we don't know, we'll just make some stuff up.
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