Monday Morning Mayhem

Meeting Protocol, Agenda Item 1: "The Great Coffee Machine Conspiracy"

Presented by: Prophetess of the Apocalypse, Babs McFancyPants

Objective: Uncover the truth behind the malfunctioning coffee machines that have been terrorizing our office

Discussion Points:

1. Evidence of the machines' sinister plot
2. Possible solutions: replacing with new machines, or summoning the Coffee God
3. Consequences of failure: mass caffeine withdrawal, office riots

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