- 9:00 AM - Coffee Fuelling: The Unofficial Kickoff
- 9:15 AM - Sudden Onset Sarcasm: Icebreaker Activity
- 9:30 AM - Agenda Hijacking: The Art of Scheduling Shenanigans
- 10:00 AM - Time Management: The Science of Doing Nothing
- 10:30 AM - The Great Outlining Heist: Stealing Ideas from Your Colleagues
- 11:00 AM - The Art of Pretending to Listen: Active Ignoring Techniques
- 11:30 AM - The Science of Doing Nothing: Productivity Hacks
- 12:00 PM - The Unofficial Lunch Break: Eating All the Sandwiches
- 12:30 PM - The Art of Leaving Early: The Unspoken Art of Desertion
- 1:00 PM - The Great Outdoors: Taking a Walk While Still Getting Paid
- 1:30 PM - The Science of Doing Absolutely Nothing: The Unrelentless Push for More Free Time