9:00 AM - 9:30 AM: Cereal Consumption and Prayer (Please bring your favorite cereal and a 3x5 card with your personal apocalypse-themed prayer)
9:30 AM - 10:15 AM: Global Thermonuclear War Drill (Don't forget your gas mask!)
10:15 AM - 11:00 AM: Bikini Bottom Line Dance Break (Get your best disco moves)
11:00 AM - 11:30 AM: Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness and Survival Strategies (Don't get caught slacking off)
See you all for the next item on the agenda!
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