Tip 2: How to Survive the Coming Apocalypse with Your Sanity Intact

Monday Morning Mayhem: A Guide for the Perpetually Unprepared

Step 1: Stock up on Canned Goods. No, Really, Just Canned Goods.

Step 2: Learn Basic First Aid, but only for the most obvious wounds. Like, you know, 'How to stop a minor cut from bleeding out'.

Step 3: Develop a system for identifying and categorizing the different types of doomsday cults that will try to sell you their wares on your doorstep.

For more tips, visit: Tip 3: The art of haggling with doomsday cultists