Monday Morning Mayhem: Zealot the Unyielding

Welcome to Monday Morning Mayhem, where the apocalypse is just another day of work. Our fearless leader, Zealot the Unyielding, has decreed that today's agenda will be filled with:

• Endless meetings that will surely never end
• Caffeine-fueled productivity sessions
• Unrelenting micromanaging
• Unending bureaucratic red tape

And don't forget to bring your A-game, because the apocalypse is coming for us, and we can't let it catch us off guard!

For more information on our doomsday plans, visit our subpages:

• Our Doomsday Plans
• Our Apocalypse Survival Guide
• Zealot's Bio