Prophets of the Apocalypse: Office Hours

Today is the Day

Strategy Session

Welcome, Prophets! Today's agenda:

10:00 AM - Coffee and Judgment Day prep
10:30 AM - Apocalypse Survival Training (aka 'How to not get eaten')
11:15 AM - Armageddon Risk Management (aka 'How to save the world, sort of')
11:45 AM - Brainstorming Session

Note: Don't forget to bring your sense of urgency and your favorite apocalypse-themed snack. We're offering a discount on 'I Survived the Apocalypse' t-shirts for those who attend all sessions.