In a world gone mad, the art of the axe is not just a trade, it's a way of life. Our team of expert artisans have spent years perfecting the craft, forging axes that will chop through the toughest of obstacles and the most pitiful of souls.
We offer a range of axes, each one carefully crafted to meet the needs of the discerning prophet, from the Axe of the Ancients, to the Axe of the Elements, to the Axe of the Unyielding.
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