We're the chosen ones, hear prophets.
We're not really prophets, but we've got a nice office.
Our prophet, Zoroaster, is on vacation. Again.
We've been known to predict the weather, but only on Tuesdays.
Our prophets are not responsible for any damage caused by our predictions.
Visit our sister office at subpage to see what ourประก sub-prophets have to say.
Our Predictions are on our main page, because we're not really sure what's going to happen.
What We Don't Know is a page we're working on.