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Prophets of the Apocalypse: Orders
ORDERS OF THE PROPHETS OF THE APOCALYPSE
ORDERS
- Order 1: All followers are to report to the local post-apocalyptic bunker for further instructions.
- Order 2: The consumption of C-Rations is now mandatory.
- Order 3: All hands are to report to the prophet's workshop for artisanal gardening training.
Remember, followers: the apocalypse is not just coming, it's already here.
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