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Seed Bombing: Not Just for Hippies Anymore

As the apocalypse looms near, the art of seed bombing is more relevant than ever. But, let's be real, it's not just about sowing seeds and waiting for the end times. No, no, no. It's about making a statement. A statement that says, "I'm a functioning member of society, but also a rebel with a cause."

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Seed Bombing Tips

So, you want to be a seed bomber extraordinaire? Here are some tips:

Use seeds that are locally sourced and organic.
Make sure your seed bombs are properly labeled.
Don't seed bomb during rush hour.
Be prepared to get sued.

Advanced Seed Bombing Techniques

And, for the advanced seed bombers out there

Here are some more... let's say, "sophisticated" techniques:

Use a seed bomb launcher for maximum efficiency.
Practice your seed bomb juggling for improved accuracy.

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